LogoGardenParty2-1My fourth offering from a book I bought in a charity shop recently…..

Rain-making recipes:

1. Get the lawnmower out.

2. Water the garden.

3. Light the barbeque.

4.Throw a garden party.

Dry-up spells:

1. Go abroad for a holiday.

2. Decorate the lounge.

3.Plant out seedlings.

4. Seed the lawn.

lawn seed

From : ‘Mrs. Murphy’s Laws of Gardening’ – Faith Hines (Temple House books, 1992)

Old School Gardener

 

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