My sixth offering from a book I bought in a charity shop in the summer…..
Law of respite:
You always dreamed of a garden to relax in. Now you’ve got it, the time spent weeding it cancels out the time spent enjoying it.
Justified sloth:
Reasons against weeding the plot are always much more potent than those in favour.
Tare’s Reality:
Weeds always move in to fill a gardening vacuum.
From : ‘Mrs. Murphy’s Laws of Gardening’ – Faith Hines (Temple House books, 1992)
Old School Gardener