My second offering from a book I bought in a charity shop recently…..
1. Whenever you set out to do anything worthwhile in the garden, something else needs doing first.
corollaries:
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There is never enough time to do it right
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It’s too late to do it again
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If there’s enough time and you’re not too late, it will rain.
2. In anything can go wrong in the garden, it will.
corollary:
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Every solution breeds new blight.
3. Backache is invisible.
corollaries:
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Backache can be heard but not seen.
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The one certian thing abotu backache is gardening.
4. You can cultivate the plot until your fingers turn green: if you can get it to weed itself, patent the method quick.
corollary:
If you can get the lawn to mow itself then you’ve got a sure-fire winner.
From : ‘Mrs. Murphy’s Laws of Gardening’ – Faith Hines (Temple House books, 1992)
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